Ask us any questions and we will answer as Dave and John (or maybe other characters). Feel free to ask anything!
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Why would you fucking do that
jack, drunk at a bachelor party, deciding to call his father (who at the time drove a limo) and he and his friends went out in the limo and gave out chicken nuggets to homeless people
THIS MAN HAS MADE ME CRY ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION.
that is ridiculous and beautiful and now i am crying at work goddamn it I love jack pattillo more than everything
fucking who else gets drunk and thinks, “you know what we should do guys??? GIVE SOME FOOD TO HOMELESS PEOPLE IN MY DAD’S MOTHERFUCKING LIMO!”
- Teacher: What did you do this summer?
- Me: It all started when they breached Wall Mari-
- Friend: Oh god not again
- Me: I WILL AVENGE YOU MOTHER
- Me: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER